Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Ayodhya
Sidhu dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Sidhu: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Sidhu: Maine to Amritsar phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Buri Sangat
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Santa: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Vibration Mode
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doctor: What happened?
Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu suba se vibration mode ke laga hai.
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: Le karle number note.
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