Friday, December 14, 2007

Master Ji Ka Ghar

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Ayodhya

Sidhu dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Sidhu: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Sidhu: Maine to Amritsar phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Buri Sangat

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Santa: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Vibration Mode

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.

Doctor: What happened?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu suba se vibration mode ke laga hai.

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
 
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: Le karle number note.